User blog:Gourd Roger/Politics

Hey guys, what-cha doin'? Okay, so if anybody noticed why is my profile picture in black, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH THE ELECTIONS, OKAY?! Okay. It's something deep and one of the central topics of my country's political scene. Please read this article for more details.

So here's the real topic. Some of you might have said "Oi, why are you talking about American politics? You not Merican!" but hey, people from all around the world are talking about this! Anyway, this is just a survey and your vote will remain anonymous unless you chose "Others".

If you're on an American's shoes, who will you vote for president? Donald Trump - the one who promised building a wall in the South to avoid A-rabs from entering Merica while enjoying "the world's greatest steaks" at the 50th floor of the future White House condo. Hillary Clinton - the one who has a foundation which created one of the biggest scandals in this election. Gary Johnson - this election's number one third party candidate but "lacks national exposure" (according to Washington Post) that Clinton has. Jill Stein - the one who attacks Trump and Clinton face to face. No seriously. Darrel Castle - the one who wants to remove the US from the UN. Evan McLullin - Who's this guy? Kanye West - *sings some souly crap* Bound 2-020. Jon Snow - He may know nothing but at least his IQ ain't zero. Oh wait, he's not from Murica but do you want him to rule over there from his very own Iron Throne? (Dammit, I'm no GoT fan) Vote for him. Ice Cube - Gangsta Rap made me do it (only gangsta rap fans can relate). Saints Row 4 protagonist (My version) - She brought stripper poles into the White House and renamed it the White Crib. How was she qualified in the first place? For f**k's sake, she's just 17! Will not vote Others (I ran out of ideas, comments below)