Kaizoku no Blin/3

 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Rune-sensei (VA: ): Ita-daki-maaasu! Yo soy Rune-sensei and I'll have an especial announcement, comprende?

Gourd: I'm Gourd-san, and what are you doing here?

Rune: I'm just telling everyone why we're late by another week?

Gourd: Oh yeah, you're right?

Rune: Knowing this "Filipino time" you lot are associated with, you'll always be late!

Gourd: I have reasons in my defense, okay? Well, I'll tell you something. I'm busy occupying Eastern Europe and Italy, okay? Don't also forget I'm busy tending my colonies in America and West Africa, as well as the Andaman Islands and the outskirts of Indonesia.

Rune: What the fuck, Gourd? Are you playing EU4 again?

Gourd: Yeah, what the fuck, too? Why do you have to expose that? That's totally unnecessary!

Rune: Well, what's your country though. Don't tell me you're playing Spain or Portugal.

Gourd: Ottomans.

Rune was shocked upon learning

Rune: How can you have so much power.

Audience Guy (some black guy): Oi, when do you stop talking about video games and start your fanfic? What the fuck, nigguh?

Rune and Gourd: Yeah, right. ''' INTRO! '''

''SIDENOTE: Gourd's relative was killed just a few days before June in Europe. This is why he can't create more content for the fanfic. Anyways, ensure you're watching Kaizoku no Blin in a well-lit room. ENJOY!''

 Brightness and Attractivenes Ain't the Same Thing is the third episode of the Kaizoku no Blin series.

Intro music: Lucie, Too - Lucky

Moufassa: And this is what they're looking for.

