Kaizoku no Blin/11



"You Wanna Get Down? You Gotta Get Up!" is the 11th episode of the Kaizoku no Blin series.

Intro music: BRADIO - Golden Liar

''A drowsy Johanne walks around the hallway sluggishly as she slowly gives up to exhaustion after her battle with Mandala. She passes by a Japanese-looking classroom for a little rest.''

Johanne (monologuing): Ah! Finally I'm at peace. Probably I need some sleep.

A seemingly friendly ghost sees Johanne trying to sleep at the desk.

Ghost: Oi, what are you doing! Oi, THAT'S MY DESK! DON'T YOU SIT DOWN THERE!

Johanne (monologuing): Probably I need to send a distress message to Hansuke or Moufassa. Let's see if any of them responds.

Ghost: Oi, you don't hear me! OI! OI! OI! TEACHER-SAN IS ALREADY COMING HERE! IF YOU DON'T GET OUT, SHE'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Johanne (monologuing): I FEEL SLEE-KHDBKJVFNKDJFNBKDJFN

Ghost: Oh my good lord. She doesn't listen to me! Wait, I wanna see that again. Why does my arm pass through the desk? AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER? WHY WAS SHE SLEEPING WHILE KNEELING. UGH, SHE'S AN IDIOT!

The ghost tries to test if she can touch the desk to ensure.

Ghost: AAAAAAHHHH!!! THIS IS WHY SHE CAN'T FUCKING LISTEN TO ME! SHE DOESN'T EVEN HEAR ME TO BEGIN WITH! Aaaandd... AAAAAARRGHHHHHHH!! I'M A GODDAMNED GHOST!

Johanne falls to the chair at the desk in front of her.

Johanne (monologuing): OOHHH SHIIIIIITTT!!! WHY DID I FALL! WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DID I SNORT?

Johanne fixes her desk.

Johanne (monologuing): Right, I didn't sleep with my feet together again. Maaaannn... I'm feeling like butter. I'm melting.

Ghost: She really is an idiot. But wait, where's Mandala-sensei?

''The ghost leaves Johanne alone to check the hallway for signs of Mandala. Meanwhile, Johanne checks the time.''

Johanne (monologuing): Why am I wearing this on the right hand again?

''Johanne writes with the left and right hand and realizes that she is left-handed. After that, she stretches her legs and arms, then proceeds to locking her feet. She snored immediately afterwards.''

''Meanwhile, Hansuke and Moufassa are on separate locations though they both received Johanne's distress message. It's just that Hansuke has the job to save Johanne as Moufassa is trapped in some action on the way.''

Johanne (text message): Yo, Jonathan is still battling Kwaito and I just finished defeating Mandala. Gotta get back now!

Hansuke: Well, shit.

''Jonathan is finally seen. He prepares for his next attack against Kwaito.''

Kwaito: Mandala's got skill, but lack brawn! She knows all of the techniques but she hits like a fly! This technology ain't only helpin' me. Even if you're the fastest pirate alive, yo' skill ain't nothing against my wall, nigga!

Jonathan (wipes blood of his cheek): Hahahahaha... fuck you.

Kwaito: YOU ALREADY BLOODIED AND YET YOU STAND UP! I ADMIRE YO' HARD HEAD. BUT YO' AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A PIECE OF SHIT!

Jonathan: Watch this again, you might change your mind.

''Jonathan attacks with the "Shinigami's Sickle". This is a combination of his melee attacks such as Genbu's shockwave shield and the Akateko. Under this circumstance, he jumps and deals a heavy karate chop that appears like a sickle. For the first time, Kwaito felt the real power of Jonathan's devil fruit.''

Kwaito: WHAT THE HELL? YOU CHEATIN'!

Jonathan: HAHAHAHA! No. It's just the start of the interesting things since you nearly knocked me up!

Kwaito: I thought I had crushed you and your morale!

Jonathan: You're fighting a one-man army! What do you expect? This is a war!

Kwaito: Of course, I also have one!