Talk:Kent Newgate/Image Gallery/@comment-7890302-20150103001055/@comment-7890302-20150103040759

Well I met many nice ladies. One is a football player, another is a engineer, one is a boxer, another is a carpenter, one is a repairewomen, one is a plumber, another is a cop, one is a firewo man, and another is a yoga instructor. Her name was BrawnHilda. Nice girl.

Still, don't get drunk at a lesbian bar. Shit gets weird. I did once... And I became a godfather, A girls beard, a best man, and I even saved a marriage.

The girls put my face on the wall, and declared me 'A Lesbian's best male friend'.

I... I cried a little. It only got worse when I found out something. The only women who aren't repulsed by me... Are lesbians.

