User blog:Nobody700/How Nobody made a movie (part 1)



Movie Executive: Holy crap, this True King guy is amazing! I love his stuff!



Nobody: I came to kick ass, and make a movie... And I'm all out of ass.

Movie Executive: Who are you?!

Nobody: I'm Nobody700! Ever heard of me?

Bob the movie executive: Yeah! You're the guy who ruined True King!

Nobody: No I didn't! That was Zeon!

Bob: No, Zeon is the second best! Then Gourd!

Nobody: What's mine?

Bob: The worst. No one likes Tack!

Nobody: Screw you! I want to make a movie!

Bob: Fine, what's the premise.

Nobody: Okay, it's all about an evil cult, who takes control of a resort with the help of an ex marine. The crew must stop them, save the people, and have fun!

Bob: So what makes it special?

Nobody: Easy! Fights!

Bob: Let me guess... Freya swings a sword, Tack punches, and the enemy loses?

Nobody: -_-

Bob: I knew it.

Nobody: SNARKY DIALOGUE!

Bob: Oooooooooooooh, I'm sooooooooooooo exicted. You're the fan fiction version of Josh Wheadon.

Nobody: Stop snarking back at me, me!

Bob: Anything?

Nobody: A sex scene?

Bob: Okay.

Nobody: YES! The story will be set after the X games!

Bob: So will the X games be done by then?

Nobody: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

Bob: Okay... Here's your budget.

Nobody: Okay... Oh my god... This is a lot.

Bob: Yep, we love wasting money. So, who's the director?

Nobody: =3=

Bob: You don't have any?

Nobody: =3=

Bob: Okay, well the director will be a CHOICE! Post in the comments what director should make this movie! They have to be real, and alive. That's it! Any last words Nobody?

Nobody: =3=

Bob: That stopped being funny.

Zeon: Hey Nobody! =3=

Bob: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! Zeon, you're hilarious! I love you!

Nobody: Aww man! Even in my fantasys, i'm soon relegated to the background.