User blog comment:Vanguardmaster47/Hello/@comment-4080028-20151011221738/@comment-24318364-20151012112400

I am a huge fan of how you always write a long, yet coherent and concise reply to blog posts. And I definitely LOL'd at the hand-hook part.

Anyway, pardon me for stealing our boss's comment, but hey there, I'm AegisIsKing. I call myself Aegis King, but you can call me Aegis, Aegis, or Aegis, mostly since that's what everyone calls me (no one seems to acknowledge the fact that I am, in fact, a king).

Well, enough with the random introductions. Welcome aboard the ship that sails only the Sea of Fools!