Talk:Rio/@comment-7890302-20150214023749/@comment-7890302-20150214042159

Riddle me this... When have I ever made sense? Hell, I pull random quotes out of my ass when I'm in trouble for no reason, I talk about past events that clearly never happened, and I pretend to be someone I'm not. Competent.



Random Mexican Gang member 1#: Oh, so you're the one who has been destroying our illegial background dancer supplier business.

Nobody: Indeed. I have been doing so to avenge my father's humilation of having bad background dancers for his music video! So... Word to your mother, let's Bepop!

