One piece legacy: Island panic battle part 17

Ness, and Taka both sticked their foots out, and connected their fingers. It was their ultimate pose. The two, began to chant their 'Hero' Speech.

"BEWARE US, ALL EVIL DOERS, FOR NESS AND TAKA ARE HERE TO KICK ASS!"

Ness turned his limbs into springs, and Taka jumped on top of Ness's shoulder, holding a trident, and when Ness stood up, he and Taka raised their index fingers into the air.

"BEWARE US, YOU CHICKENS, FOR WE USE CHICKEN WRESTLING!"

Lonnie and Aerith, looking at it, caused Aerith to cough, and Lonnie to sweat. Lonnie looked at Aerith, embarrassed.

"You ever feel embarrassed, by just watching someone do something stupid?"

"I'm a member of the Black List Bounty Hunters. I live in embarrassment every day. Cow women. Robots. Ninjas. Ralph. Yeah."

Ness and Taka were waving their arms, with Lonnie deciding to stop it. He rushed at them, following the oldest phrase in martial arts. 'The first one to strike, wins'. Lonnie jumped up, and did a round house kick at Taka's head. Ness used his spring arm, to grab the leg, and Taka used the blunt side of his trident to smash into Lonnie's face. Lonnie was thrown back, and he looked at the two.

"Then again... I never had use for old phrases."

Aerith, rushed at them, and used his right hand, to cause an air missile from his jab. Ness, was pushed back, with Taka holding on. Taka and Ness, smirking, both put their fingers in the air.

"YOU CAN'T BEAT US! SINCE THE DAY WE MET, WE'VE BEEN INVINCIBLE!"

Taka, pointed his trident at Lonnie.

"Come at us, you foolish martial artist."

Ness, pointed his finger at Aerith.

"Hey, you stupid boxer, Nananananananana!"

Lonnie and Aerith were impressed. A human being this stupid? But the two were not compatible. That's when a scream came out of a bush. Christie, ran from the bush, and jumped in Ness's arms. C.A.N.I.N.E, came out, and lumbered towards Aerith and Lonnie. Looking at them, it detected that they were allies, of the same rank, and looked at the three. None were targets, but all that were not members of the Black List Bounty Hunters were enemies. Christie, in Ness's arms, looked up.

"Who are you two?"

Ness, looked up at Taka.

"Dibs."

"Crap! Next time, I call dibs!"

"Okay."

Christie, was confused by the two.

"What?"

"Umm... Will you be my girlfriend?"

"NO!"

Ness, dropped Christie, and fell down, depressed, with Taka standing over him, and trying to console him.

"Hey, don't worry, she'll come around."

Christie, looking back at the Black List Bounty Hunters, thought that they were the sane ones.