Third Age: Episode 14

 "Hacki" is the 14th episode of the Third Age Fanfic.

''After a few days of finding Hacki, he was finally shown. He is taken by a pirate named Albuquerque.''

Albquerque: This guy looks fancily rich! Look at his bags and

Pirate 1: Is that even a word?

Albuquerque: Don't you fucking correct me?! I'll throw you overboard!

Pirate 1: But I'm your first mate!

Albuquerque: I have no time arguing this shit! Hey, you (referring to Hacki)! Watch us strip of your belongings! The belly is ours! This guys us with them riches!

Hacki: I'm warning you, bishonen geezer! There ain't nothing on the goddamn shit pile!

Albuquerque: Fonso, translate!

Fonso (Pirate 1): He says there's nothing valuable on those bags.

Albuquerque: Nobody will believe those spoutin', especially a gold digger like me! Maybe this contains several hundred bars of gold! Start digging. Now!

Hacki: Just look at it! There's nothing!