Kaizoku no Blin/4

 O~SA~KO~NA~!!

Gourd: Really, another one of these shitty segments again?!

Rune: Ohhh Ehhmmmmm.... GEEEEEEEE!!! YOU FRICKING SWORE!! AMMA CALL MAINSTREAM MEDIA POLICE!! KYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

''Rune collapses afterwards. But before that, she played this track:''

VCR: Five Fortnite Youtubers who've Sworn!

Gourd: This is Wikia, you retarded bree! We're not Youtubers!

Gourd (to the audience): Anyone else having a mental breakdown?

''Believe it or not, we're not the other that worries too much about swearing. The Seinen series continues. Make sure to watch Kaizoku no Blin in a well lit room or you'll end up being an ossan!''

Gourd: Well then, intro!

 Screw the Wikia's VisualEditor is the fourth episode of the Kaizoku no Blin fan fiction series.

Intro music: Lucie, Too - Lucky

Jonathan notices Johanne is playing Rotting Simulator, which is a blatant ripoff of Farming Simulator.

Jonathan: What the hell, Johanne? You're playing some sort of a farming game in the middle of a battle?

Baltazar: So her name's Johanna? I'm gonna bring this nice girl into the altar.

Jonathan: It's spelled Johanne. WITH AN E.

Baltazar: But you're pronouncing it Jo-han-na. It's gonna be Johanna according to me.

Jonathan: Chinga tú ma-let's just fight, shall we?

Baltazar: Bring it on!

Jonathan: Who's gonna strike first?

Baltazar: If anyone's gonna announce who attacks first, the end result is somehow. Are you shitting me, man?

Jonathan: Que? It definitely ain't me!

Baltazar: No you attack first!

Jonathan: NO U

Baltazar: NO U

After a round of insults, Baltazar attacks using his sword while Jonathan's guard is down.

Baltazar: רק צוחק (Rak tsokheq.)

Jonathan: So... you... can... He... brew.

''Jonathan drops to the ground. Baltazar now strangles Johanne.''

Johanne: JONATHAN!!

Baltazar: So where were we?

Johanne: Jonathan! Please help me!

A figure stands out on Baltazar's back.

Jonathan (tapping Baltazar's shoulder): BOO.

Jonathan punches Baltazar in the head twice.

Jonathan: Let me teach you some Español. Two words.

Jonathan (first punch): ES.

Jonathan (second punch): BROMA.

Baltazar: How... come... you... understood... what... I'm... sayin?

Jonathan: Don't underestimate what a boy in glasses can do. It's a shame coming from someone who's exactly like you. I might not understood what you said, but that whiff of air tells me "you're kidding", right? Now I'll play you the sound of my people as you fall asleep.