Kaizoku no Blin/2

  "Water is a Desert Nation's Gold" is the 2nd episode of the Kaizoku no Blin series.

Intro music: Lucie, Too - Lucky

''Tripoli Island. A country that used to have millions of people at its bases, is now a country in ruins. Hundreds of people lie dead on the street. Thousands more crawl having injuries. Scores of medics scatter around the city because of a Marine action that has entered the city.''

Man: Please he-elp me.

''The man died without saying his intentions. Not even his name. However, the crew was sure who the culprit was.''

Johanne: Now I can honestly say... that man knocked up.

Jonathan: Now's not the time for dark humor, baby girl.

Johanne: Sorry. I thought I can lighten up the mood by a little.

Jonathan: Let's move along. I'm sure there are other people we can talk around.

''They encounter a tall person sitting calmly in the midst of the rubble. He was known as the Tripoli Island's "Big Man" for his abnormally large size.''

Johanne: Hey! What happened here?

Moufassa: Some Marines attacked our little land. Wait, who're you?

Johanne: I'm Johanne. I'm a pirate from Redrum Island. Wanna join me?

Moufassa: You ain't serious, right? Anyway, I'm Moufassa. I'm the butcher here. And what's a pirate? WA-AH-WOAAAHHH! SHIT!

Moufassa slipped and sled through the rubble.

Moufassa: Enough of those clumsy tropes. God damn it.