User blog comment:FoolishMortalFOOL/ATTENTION! THE EVIL EMPEROR KING FURHER DICTATOR PRESIDENT SUPREME DEVIL GOD IS HERE!/@comment-4080028-20120219013651/@comment-4080028-20120219025335

@Lixis: Oh yeah, I heard you wanted to be an admin, right? Sorry Lixis, but i'm afraid people don't get admin-ship by asking. You gotta show that you're going to be a reliable, trust-worthy, dependable leader of sorts in order for people to grant you the position. It's something you earn, more or less, not something you're given. :\

HOWEVER! I will accept the pizza parlour as your way of saying "hello boss!" And in response, I shall say, "HELLO LIXIS! I WOULD LIKE ONE PIZZA PLEASE!"

@FMF: Well, damn! Seems you've won yourself another smoothie! [a crab dressed as a butler crawls up to FMF and hands him a smoothie, before crawling back into the oncoming tide]

Now you just need over 9000 more exp. before you evolve...