Third Age: Episode 18

Retaliation is the 18th episode of the Third Age fanfic.

Johanne wakes up in the midst of Jonathan's tears.

Jonathan: Okay, I must have the balls to do this, commencing CPR!

Johanne: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Jonathan: GAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAAHHHHHHH!!!

Johanne hits Jonathan with the round end of a spear in the abdomen.

Jonathan: Fuck! What was that for?!

Johanne: What the fuck are you doing?!

Jonathan: Trying to make you alive!

Johanne: You're trying to kiss me, you perverted asshole!

Jonathan: Not at all, you're almost half-dead lying there!

Johanne: Is that so?

Jonathan: We'll just settle that later.

''Johanne looks into her waist where the bullet has hit. The bullet was stuck inside an emery bag which also hides a crucifix-looking metal object. Meanwhile, Albuquerque laughs on the news and returns back to his ship as he prepares the cannons to be fired on the island.''

Albuquerque: What a weak lovey-dovey couple (Reference to Nisekoi). I'm wasting my time on these two.

Jonathan immediately attacks Albuquerque from behind.

Albuquerque: What the...

Jonathan: If you really trained yourself, show me. By the way, yes. My "lovey-dovey" partner is dead.

Jonathan (whispers to Johanne): Your turn, girl.

Johanne (whispers back): Do your thing too, "babe".

Jonathan whacks Albuquerque with a metal pipe.

Jonathan: Sure hit! Johanne, now!

Albuquerque: Johanne... Wait.... What the fuck?!

Johanne: YAAAAAAHHHH!

Johanne hits Albuquerque with the spear.

Jonathan: Nice!

Albuquerque seems to lack control of himself because of the damage.

Johanne: Finish him!

Jonathan: Yeah I'll finish him... beautifully.

Johanne pinches Albuqerque's nose. After Johanne let go of her pinch, Jonathan poked the same nose with force and the enemy is knocked out.

Johanne: *sigh* That's it, guys.